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Silviafoxx wrote:

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Hello Venizelos; and thanks for your information, could you double-check your links....I can't get the pics to open....thanks again....foxxy!

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 Set461 in catalog

Thanks Victor, I have another one that is equally as crazy (look at this)!


1999

Female CAST: Silvia Saint, Erica Bella, Jill Kelly, Christi Lake, Shayla LaVeaux,
Natasha Love, Misty Rain, Gina Rome, Taylor St. Clair, Stephanie Swift, Inari Vachs,
Davia Ardell

MALE CAST: Ian Daniels, Ron Jeremy, Hakan Serbes,

REVIEW:

It isn't often I read a lot of pre-release hype on a porn video. After all, seventy five
percent of the time no one can give us a ballpark release date, let alone plan ahead enough
to actually generate any kind of buzz. Unsure just what to think of the latest creation
from the Timlake Brothers, I decided I had better heed the warning on the box and take this
movie seriously. After all, any porn that claims that my 'life depends on it' must be
important smut. From the moments the credits roll, it's clear we're in for an unusual ride.
In fact, before the credits actually end, I am already struggling to find out exactly what
is going on here.

Apparently, our hero has got some serious problems. His wife seems hung up on this porn star
named Manny. (Ian Daniels) There are some clever little porno parodies going on and the
dubbing is intentionally ****ed up, showing a degree of creativity not often found in smut
these days. Things get violent, yet somehow we move from a deranged guy accidentally beating
his wife to death with a phone book, to our first sex scene. The scene itself is between
Daniels and Davia and could be an old scene with some new editing thrown on. New or old,
this scene gives me a headache within about two minutes. Not because it isn't good. In fact,
Davia is quite eager to please here. However, since I was just too square to drop acid before
watching, the psychedelic transitions and editing tricks are more than a little lost on me.
One thing I do like so far is the music. It's rare to hear music in porn that is even worth
mentioning, however there are some tunes working here that could have a life off the blue
screen. For those wondering why I went from the sex to the music, it's because things went
into full slo-mo mode for Davia's anal and facial. Artistic maybe, but I'd rather listen
to the music.

Our hero next takes out his frustrations on Manny himself, driving an ice pick through his
cranium, killing him instantly. How he got onto a porn set in the first place is never
addressed. While I'm sure the sight of any porn guy biting the big one will thrill a lot
of you, it gives way to some rather funny moments as the crew rushes to replace Ian in a
scene with the incredible Sylvia Saint. As she lays back on the couch, I keep waiting for
an attack of the editing monster, but none comes as she is eaten. With just plain lighting
and regularly normal cuts, Sylvia shows why she is a world class porn star. Sure, there is
a little bit of slow motion, and believe me when I say a little bit of this is always too
much during sex, but the physical and sexual perfection of this gorgeous creature shines
through anyway. Nice vaginal and anal penetration close ups, and as always, Sylvia is
beautiful and energetic the whole way through. No facial here, but we do get a somewhat
out of focus shot on her perfect boobs. In this instance, the style did not overtake the
sex, which is perfect.

I can't say the same for the next several minutes of the film. I leave it to you good
people to try and make sense of this. It seems like some footage was thrown together, given
a new dub or some subtitles and hence, a plot is formed. (Perhaps a very sly shot at the
industry by the Brothers?) It all leads us to another scene with Ian. It's actually a four
way **** that is cut quite nicely to the beat of the music. Great if you're on MTV, but as
a sex scene this one is masturbation material for guys suffering from near terminal ADD.
Kind of a waste of anal Euro-sluts if you ask me.

Demented casting calls, hairy chicks, alien porn producers and a host of other really
weird **** lead to yet another sex scene with Ian. This time, Shayla LaVeaux mounts him
and starts ****ing. This time the music and background noise is a bit distracting, but
the sex is pretty hot, so you might want to turn the volume down a bit and just enjoy this
awesome woman as she gets royally rammed. The hot little blonde gives us the best popshot
of the movie so far.

After nearly two hours of this, what do we have? A plot that was never supposed to make
sense. A ton of interesting and creative editing tricks that may thrill and delight you,
but could also leave you running for a barf bag faster than ?Blair Witch Project? after
you?ve eaten one of those six day old theater hot dogs. You know, there really is nothing
normal about this movie. Of course, there is nothing remotely coherent either. I am torn
between the desire to hail it as some new art form, or pan it for having only two really
worth while sex scenes. Maybe I should just go with the flow and do both. I promise you,
you will not see another porn vid like this one all year. So, give it a look, enjoy Sylvia
and Shayla and see if you can figure out what the hell "Sex For Life Too" is all about.
(And as a side note, it?s still a hundred times better than that piece of **** Zazel.)

-- Edited by Silviafoxx on Tuesday 13th of March 2012 09:37:33 PM

i need this scene please !!!!